Excuse me, Sir, but I have a quick question. When you're feeling down, what do you do to cheer yourself up? Any advice for those who are in a bit of a sad spot?
Whenever life gets you down,
keeps you wearing a frown,
and the gravy train has left you behind…
and when you’re all out of hope,
down at the end of your rope,
and nobody’s there to throw you a line…
If you ever get so low
that you don’t know which way to go
come on and take a walk in my shoes…
Never worry ‘bout a thing
got the world on a string
Cause I’ve got the cure for all of my blues.

I take a look at my enormous penis
and my troubles start melting away.
I take a look at my enormous penis
and the happy times are coming to stay.

I gotta sing and I dance
when I glance in my pants
and the feeling’s like a sunshiney day…
I take a look at my enormous penis
and everything is going my way.

I take a look at my enormous penis
and my troubles start melting away.
I take a look at my enormous penis
and the happy times are coming to stay.

Yeah I got great big amounts
in the place where it counts
and the feeling’s like a sunshiney day…
I take a look at my enormous penis
and everything is going my way.

Everything is going my way…

  1. plutonis said: Ha-ha-ha!!!
  2. icatler said: That’s cheery…
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